Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey and we call you one, too! Happy 22nd, Mark!

My fellow Eddie Izzard fan, Kim, led me to this silliness: Which Izzard Are You? Kid Izzard: You still find a way to look at life in an innocent way, even though those around you marvel at your naive opinions. But the world wasn’t made just for the grown-ups around you, so dodge your subway ...

Almost done… I bid farewell to the first of my film buddies today…remember the name Jeremy Latcham, because he’s gonna go out and kick ass and take names. He’s a good guy who works his ass of, and mark my words, he’ll rule Hollywood someday. I was joking with him that by the time this ...

Oh wait, an actual story! I got my flu shot today, since I had to go pick up a prescription at Searle and there were about 4,000 signs saying GET YOUR FUCKING FLU SHOT, and I thought, “Huh, maybe I should get my flu shot…” I got one freshman year, right as I was getting ...

I added a little location thingy to the blue bar, since my location is about to become rather impermanent over the course of Winter Break, so I figured I should at least do y’all the courtesy of letting you know where the fuck I’ve run off to. And now to bed, before my hands freeze ...

I had my last class in college…ever!…today. Fittingly, I fell asleep. I need to be done with school because I just have absolutely no motivation anymore, and it’s seeped over into other parts of my life, which is what’s really starting to bother me. I don’t have the motivation to get up and go out ...

Martin Luther bobblehead dolls (courtesy Obscure Store).

Lindsay asks if people joking about the heat when it’s unbelievably cold is a DC thing. My reply as a D.C. native: No Linz, it’s not a D.C. thing, it’s a clinically insane people thing. However, since D.C. has way more than its fair share of clinically insane people it seems like a D.C. thing. ...

Still exhausted and nothing much new to report, but I did want to confirm the onward march of time. Hurrah!

I won’t subject you to much more tonight, since the damn thing didn’t post yesterday, plus I’m tired, I’m cranky, and I want to go to bed. However, I thoroghly enjoyed this article, which I found through Obscure Store, where vast amounts of time can be wasted by all. Five more days (after today) til ...