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DOOOOOOM!

Jan

2007

The MRI of DOOOOOOOOM! will be taking place tomorrow morning at 8am. Apparently my insurance company is too cheap to cover an open MRI, so I get the good old Giant Tube of Craptacularness. Always fun for the borderline claustrophobe. In the end, all I want is a damn answer as to why my ankle ...

Drumroll Please 1

Sep

2006

Annnnd the big news is: I’m moving! After five goddamn months of trying to get away from “GO STEELERS! *clap clap clap* WOOOOOOO! *clap clap clap*”, I finally found a place that is a) nice and b) not completely insanely priced (for California…for anywhere else except NYC, I’d be buying at least a condo). I’m ...