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Grrr

Sep

10

2007

Dear People Who Built and Remodeled My Building, Why the fuck did you put the wall studs like two inches behind the drywall in the downstairs apartment? You managed to actually put the studs right behind the drywall upstairs, what gives? Now I’m going to have to figure out how to use toggle bolts to ...

Chaplin Loves the Colbert Report

Mar

14

2007

So much so that he decided to do his impression of Stephen Colbert in front of the Gigantic Damn Television: click to enlarge

Fiscal Irresponsibility is Fun! 4

Jan

27

2007

It all started when a coworker came up to me tuesday and said, “You’re big into tech stuff, right?” Always dangerous words, but I had no idea how dangerous they would prove this time. And so it was that he told me of the absolutely absurd deal he got on a really, really nice Panasonic ...