How much do I not want to write this paper?

So much that I did all my studying for my Italian test, which isn’t until Tuesday either, before even starting this paper.

So much that half the first page is taken up by user comments from IMDB.com.

So much that I went to Television Without Pity and read ER summaries from 3 years ago.

So much that I did reading that I technically am not required to do.

So much that I cleaned off my desk.

So much that I’ve been sitting here trying to think of all the dumb shit I’ve done to avoid writing this paper for at least 10 minutes.