For Linz

Lindsay asks if people joking about the heat when it’s unbelievably cold is a DC thing. My reply as a D.C. native: No Linz, it’s not a D.C. thing, it’s a clinically insane people thing. However, since D.C. has way more than its fair share of clinically insane people it seems like a D.C. thing. ...

Four

Still exhausted and nothing much new to report, but I did want to confirm the onward march of time. Hurrah!

Five

I won’t subject you to much more tonight, since the damn thing didn’t post yesterday, plus I’m tired, I’m cranky, and I want to go to bed. However, I thoroghly enjoyed this article, which I found through Obscure Store, where vast amounts of time can be wasted by all. Five more days (after today) til ...

More Family Fun

Fun vignettes not included in the mega-long Hannugivmas post below: singing My mom singing the first four bars (without words) of “Yellow Submarine” over and over and over until I just about killed her. I can’t tell if she’s aware that she does this or not, but she only sings the first four bars of ...

One Week!

I am officially done forever with college in one week! My last final is Monday night from 7-9. …Still hasn’t hit me yet.

Hee

I had to throw this in, it was too good to resist: I went to check my email one last time before turning off the sweet sweet internet, and I see 2 new messages. One is just something random, the other is what catches my eye. It looks something like this: From: Laura (The Ex) ...

Hannugivmas

WARNING: Excruciating detail within. That would be a combination of Hannukah, Thanksgiving, and Christmas. I was also considering Chrigivukkah and Thankstmukkah, but I figured the above was the proper word. So, my trip to Connecticut to visit my mom and all her relatives. Where I still am, by the way, but I’ll get to that ...