…I wish I had some sort of device that would detect when I’m about to say something stupid, and then reach out of the back of my head and slap a piece of duct tape over my mouth.

So I guess I’m not moving to Seattle…I got my official rejection letter from Microsoft yesterday. I’m not terribly disappointed. I was relatively sure I wasn’t going to get the job, so no big loss. And starting off my career in marketing and PR for a company with the absolute worst PR problem in the ...

And on the next to last day of college, I got drunk. I had a wee little christmas-hannukah-kwanzaa-solstice-tet-whatever party, and things overall went very well. I still haven’t started the paper I have due on monday at 5pm, but I don’t particuarly care right now. This might have something to do with the massive amount ...

Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey and we call you one, too! Happy 22nd, Mark!

My fellow Eddie Izzard fan, Kim, led me to this silliness: Which Izzard Are You? Kid Izzard: You still find a way to look at life in an innocent way, even though those around you marvel at your naive opinions. But the world wasn’t made just for the grown-ups around you, so dodge your subway ...

Almost done… I bid farewell to the first of my film buddies today…remember the name Jeremy Latcham, because he’s gonna go out and kick ass and take names. He’s a good guy who works his ass of, and mark my words, he’ll rule Hollywood someday. I was joking with him that by the time this ...

Oh wait, an actual story! I got my flu shot today, since I had to go pick up a prescription at Searle and there were about 4,000 signs saying GET YOUR FUCKING FLU SHOT, and I thought, “Huh, maybe I should get my flu shot…” I got one freshman year, right as I was getting ...

I added a little location thingy to the blue bar, since my location is about to become rather impermanent over the course of Winter Break, so I figured I should at least do y’all the courtesy of letting you know where the fuck I’ve run off to. And now to bed, before my hands freeze ...

I had my last class in college…ever!…today. Fittingly, I fell asleep. I need to be done with school because I just have absolutely no motivation anymore, and it’s seeped over into other parts of my life, which is what’s really starting to bother me. I don’t have the motivation to get up and go out ...

Martin Luther bobblehead dolls (courtesy Obscure Store).