Things You Do Not Want To Read 4

Posted in the elevator when I got home:

“Dear tenants: There will be no hot water until tuesday night. Sorry.”

Uh, if you have to work with me tomorrow, I hereby preemptively apologize for the stink.

4 thoughts on “Things You Do Not Want To Read

  1. Reply Mark Feb 1,2005 2:08 pm

    I like the lack of information as to WHY there is no hot water. How Washingtonian is that? I can see a note in your building next week:

    “Dear Tenant, you will not be allowed inside the building. There is a police crime scene. Mistakes were made.”

  2. Reply Ellen Feb 1,2005 4:43 pm

    You think they’d actually have those last two sentences? It’d just say, “You will not be allowed inside. Sorry.”

  3. Reply Mark Feb 1,2005 10:23 pm

    Look on the bright side: at least they said until Tuesday night. That gives you an endpoint that will, naturally, inevitably be shot down. Better than: “Dear tenants, there will be no hot water. Sorry.”

  4. Reply Ellen Feb 2,2005 5:22 am

    True. And at least they put up a note. I could have just had a very rude awakening this morning.

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