A few items of note to pass along.
– You might think Onion Sports’ headline on Barry Bonds, “Barry Bonds Took Steroids, Reports Everyone Who Has Ever Watched Baseball”, was the best part of their Bonds coverage. You’d be wrong.
– Stuff like this makes me unnecessarily excited. “You mean I could roll up my computer and stuff it in my backpack? Awesome.”
– Scariest. Picture. Ever. I won’t post the picture here in case you’re eating while reading this, but man. Yikes.
Eddie van Halen looks like he’s on some combination of chemotherapy and crystal meth. He looks WORSE THAN KEITH RICHARDS, who, I’ll note, is 11 years older than Eddie, and has done enough drugs to kill not just a large mammal, but an entire ecosystem.