You know, I don’t miss much about sixth grade, since I really kind of hated it at the time.
However, there are a few things that were so much damn simpler then, and I think should be brought back in adulthood.
Like the following note, a common item passed back and forth in my sixth grade class:
Do you like me? Check one.
[ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe
I really think the return of this type of thing would make life a lot less complicated.
My, that’s loaded. What’s going on?
I’m just tired of my broken gaydar. It’s really frustrating when you can’t tell who’s flirting with you, and who’s just being nice.
Well, use math. 10% club.
But then remember that the 10% club is HORRIBLY overexagerrated. More like, the 1-2% club.
So grab and kiss every 50th woman. See what happens.
i won’t be surprised if this isn’t the next “feature” added to the facebook… (which will then be sold for $750 million)