1. Wow, look how much bigger my couch appears when there’s not three tons of shit on it!
2. I had no idea my coffee table was this spacious!
3. Where did all this carpet come from?
4. How on earth am I going to file this enormous pile of things that need to be filed? My filing cabinet is almost full as is…
5. I’m never going to have time to read all these back issues of Newsweek, Sports Illustrated, and Entertainment Weekly.
6. This place is going to end up looking just as trashed next weekend as it did before I started, isn’t it?