1. Wow, look how much bigger my couch appears when there’s not three tons of shit on it!
2. I had no idea my coffee table was this spacious!
3. Where did all this carpet come from?
4. How on earth am I going to file this enormous pile of things that need to be filed? My filing cabinet is almost full as is…
5. I’m never going to have time to read all these back issues of Newsweek, Sports Illustrated, and Entertainment Weekly.
6. This place is going to end up looking just as trashed next weekend as it did before I started, isn’t it?
now, the key is to let it all pile up again, and then clean just before two fabulous friends (who both happen to share the same name…) arrive in late september. we’re huge fans of spacious carpet and to-be-filed-piles!
Hee…hopefully by the time you guys get here I’ll have actually managed to attack the flooring.