1. That you should wash your car more often: One cheap-o wash gets your car so much cleaner that it actually appears that the paint is now three shades darker.
2. That you need to start actually reading your magazine subscriptions: A two-parter! a) Your stack of unread magazines is over a foot tall and b) your cat is using said stack as a scratching post.
3. That you need to get out more: A friend comes into town and asks for a suggestion of a good restaurant in your area, and the only one you can think of off the top of your head is In-N-Out Burger.
4. That you need a goddamn job: You are me. Or you are these people.
She wants more dinero just to stay at home, well my friend, you gotta say….
Wow, I’d completely pushed that song out of my mind to the point where it actually took me about 30 seconds to place it. I’m losing my Name That Tune mojo, man.