Signs 2

1. That you should wash your car more often: One cheap-o wash gets your car so much cleaner that it actually appears that the paint is now three shades darker.

2. That you need to start actually reading your magazine subscriptions: A two-parter! a) Your stack of unread magazines is over a foot tall and b) your cat is using said stack as a scratching post.

3. That you need to get out more: A friend comes into town and asks for a suggestion of a good restaurant in your area, and the only one you can think of off the top of your head is In-N-Out Burger.

4. That you need a goddamn job: You are me. Or you are these people.

2 thoughts on “Signs

  1. Reply Mark Nov 16,2005 4:56 pm

    She wants more dinero just to stay at home, well my friend, you gotta say….

  2. Reply Ellen Nov 16,2005 7:46 pm

    Wow, I’d completely pushed that song out of my mind to the point where it actually took me about 30 seconds to place it. I’m losing my Name That Tune mojo, man.

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