In Goat World’s continuing series of helpful hints, I present to you, via Dave Barry’s blog, one of the more ridiculous stories I’ve read in a while.
Because when you accidentally vaccum your ponytail so thoroughly that dismantling the vacuum cleaner won’t even free it, it’s beyond time for a haircut.
As one of the commenters put it: “I don’t know too many women who could dismantle a shop vac to begin with. Dismantling one while it’s attached to your head is a whole new degree of difficulty.”