It’s Al Gore!
Seriously, he looks like Boris Yeltsin, minus the burst capillaries. What the hell?
Thanks, or not really, since this image is now burned into my retinas, to Weigel.
EDITED TO ADD:
I showed this to Joel, and we had the following conversation:
Joel: did he get stung by a bee or something?
Me: i think he ate Missouri
Joel: that would cause bloating for sure
Joel: that’s the equivalent of eating a 5 pound bag of cheetos
Joel: a lot of saturated fat and no redeeming qualities