…because I look at something like this and think, goddamn, that sounds fucking awesome.
And then I mentally start trying to figure out how to afford it, instead of thinking of how many ways I could get killed doing that. I don’t do a lot of real dangerous stuff, but for some reason, whitewater hypnotizes me.
Anybody wanna go to British Columbia and raft some motherfucking HUGE rapids August 7-9?
I’d be up for some level III’s with the occasional IV sprinkled in, but none of this V bullshit (I’m a wuss).