One of the more entertaining topics of conversation at work today was this spectacularly obvious revelation in the press, and it’s subsequent causing of cases of shock (shock!) amongst certain Americans.
The best comment I heard/read all day came from the comments on the Defamer story on the matter:
I was more surprised when someone told me today is Wednesday.
It’s too bad that while getting rid of his metaphorical beard, he didn’t get rid of his…whatever the hell that is on his face before they took the cover photo.
It makes him look like he’s about to turn into a werewolf, but it’s only like a 3/4 moon, so only his chin is partially transforming.
Kyan from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy must be so sad that he’ll never have the opportunity to teach this man proper shaving techniques.