For those who didn’t catch it on Fark: Upcoming 24 Focuses on Jack Bauer Eating A Sandwich
“Listen to me,” Jack says, grabbing the cashier by the shirt. “I need you to take the pickles off now. There’s no time to explain – you’re going to have to trust me.”
In the legions of 24 drinking games, that’d be at least 2 drinks (for “There’s no time!” and “You have to trust me!”) in all of them.