Anyone else here who’s single fucking sick of your married/otherwise attached friends co-workers constantly wishing everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day and reminding you that you’re spending it alone?
Or at least with your good friend Bourbon?
Anyone else here who’s single fucking sick of your married/otherwise attached friends co-workers constantly wishing everyone a Happy Valentine’s Day and reminding you that you’re spending it alone?
Or at least with your good friend Bourbon?
I recommend a pitcher of Sangria. That’s what me and my attached did.
Oh and F Valentine’s Day.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
As someone who’s never been in a relationship on Valentine’s Day, my advice is simply to think of all the money you are saving.
Take all the money you are saving and buy yourself a night with guys like Jack Daniels, George Dickel, Johnnie Walker, Jose Cuervo and Tom Collins. Though that Jim Bean is one to avoid, no matter how desperate you may feel.
Don’t talk that way about my Jimmy!
Valentine’s Day is Black Monday. I went out and bought myself a new friend. I call this friend Bling-Bling. Bling-Bling rests comfortably on my wrist and glitters and makes me quite happy.