My toaster is amusing. No, wait, hear me out! The springs are severely overwound, since it’s apparently supposed to mostly be toasting bagels and other large bread items. Those pop up a bit more perkily than usual, but not so you’d really notice. However, when I toast bread, the bread goes flying out of the ...

I’d almost forgotten about this fucking brilliant site about my favorite cocksucking show on television, The Number of Fucks in Deadwood. They also have a fucks-to-cocksuckers ratio for you curious types. Edit: On a somewhat related note, Louis C.K. has a new show on HBO, and it forces me to wonder: How could such a ...

I appreciate that you’ve now stopped, but what the fuck were you doing earlier? It sounded like you were breaking up the floorboards with a sledgehammer, then using that same sledgehammer to whang away on random pipes. Seriously, were you up there creating a modern art sculpture? Were you trying and failing to assemble something? ...

I’ve finally caught up with 2004 and gotten myself a Flickr account what with to post all my pictures. Like this one, from Zion National Park: That one came out pretty well, but the remaining 65 photos from my roadtrip are all exhibits to myself in the ongoing “I need a Digital SLR. No I ...

What happens when you combine people with too much time on their hands, a MacBook with Front Row, and a hyperactive kitten? [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdXTDovB9K8] I cannot. stop. watching. this video. God, I am such a fucking girl. Thanks to Gizmodo for pointing it out.

I drive by this thing almost every day, and I always wondered what the hell those tiles were covering up. “Oil derrick” was never a contender. Shows what I know, I suppose. Thanks to Joel for pointing this out.

The people I work with rock. They sent over a basket of “eat this and you’ll feel much better” food (including, much to my amusement since I’m hopping around all day, bunny rabbit-shaped pasta) and a very nice card from everyone wishing me a speedy recovery. I also enjoy that many of them have similarly ...

1. I live in a building with an elevator. Never before have I been so grateful for this. 2. I live in a time and a place where I can order my groceries online and have them delivered directly to me. I would have been super, super-fucked without that one. 3. My cat thinks my ...

Over the course of the last couple of days, I have been reminded no less than five times by my dad and my stepmom that each of them, on seperate occasions, broke a foot. They have also reminded me that in both cases, the break did not show up on the initial x-ray. I cannot ...

I’m home, but I’m way too tired to post anything of substance. Instead, I give you this image that sums up the last couple days: