Because I’m up at ridiculous hours of the day/night, I get to see things like the BBC‘s equivelent of the Today Show, which is currently airing on CSPAN, which normally covers the US Senate. However, since the US Senate is currently off resolving to rename French Lick, Indiana, I got to see the following generalized ...

I got up this morning and after sitting around until this afternoon, I decided I could not let a day as nice as today go by without going outside, as crappy as I feel right now (which will be explained in a subsequent post). It was 70 degrees outside and sunny, and I looked at ...

Man Legally Changes Name To Optimus Prime, Ships Out For Gulf. Stolen From Dave Barry

I forgot two of the best stories from the major San Antonio post. First, Jared from Subway was the part of the halftime entertainment at the Bulls-Spurs game. He shilled a bit and then helped out by providing two pairs of his old (ridiculously large) pants so that two teams of two guys could compete ...

Cooper pulls the skills he’s learned at CNN.com together to come up with a new conspiracy theory, and the funniest thing I’ve seen all week.

So, I should probably post my recollections of this trip before I actually forget them. Mark and I decided to go to San Antonio, Texas for a few days. We came up with the idea after I quit on Wednesday night, finalized the idea Thursday night, and left Friday night. Why San Antonio? A legitimate ...

I’m back from San Antonio. Details to come tomorrow when I haven’t been sitting either in the car or at the computer for the vast majority of the day. Whee!

I’ve fled to San Antonio, Texas for the next few days. Mark had been bugging me to take a roadtrip all quarter, and now that I quit my job, I finally told him to put his money where his mouth is, so we’re leaving tonight. I told my mom something, and she agreed (for once): ...

71 Year Old Man Busted For Growing Hundreds Of Marijuana Plants In His House. Fortunately, this is not my dad. He’s still got a good four and a half years before they come pounding on his door…

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