Because I’m up at ridiculous hours of the day/night, I get to see things like the BBC‘s equivelent of the Today Show, which is currently airing on CSPAN, which normally covers the US Senate.
However, since the US Senate is currently off resolving to rename French Lick, Indiana, I got to see the following generalized (or should I say generalised?) weather forecast for England by a somewhat disappointed forecaster:
“Well, it looks like fog for much of England this morning…”
Stop the presses! Fog? In England? Surely they jest!