I Am Such A Lesbian

Moving brings out the big old butch lesbian in me. I mean, not that she had far to come, but for just two examples: Spackle. I bought spackle. I love spackle. I love the word spackle. I love saying and typing the word spackle. Spackle spackle spackle. I even love spackling all the holes I’ve ...

Brilliant 1

I don’t know how many of you have been following the story of John Amaechi, the first former NBA player to officially come out. However, if you have, you will thoroughly enjoy the Onion’s merciless take on the story: John Amaechi Comes Out As Former NBA Player STOCKPORT, ENGLAND—British homosexual John Amaechi sent shockwaves throughout ...