Well, I did not win almost 400 million dollars in the lottery, but I did score a fairly funny souvenir in my losing ticket. Across the top, there’s a little message: March 5-11 is National Problem Gambling Awareness Week Awesome that it happens to fall on a week with a ridiculously enormous jackpot. It’d be ...
I have a busy enough weekend planned. I’m going to the tax accountant. I’m having an Oscar party. I’m going to attempt to wall-mount my TV (though if that fails spectacularly enough, I will not be having an Oscar party). So, with all that on my plate, you’d think I wouldn’t be stupid enough to ...
The secretary of the Air Force suggests testing crowd-control weapons on US citizens. I mean, I can sort of see the twisted logic that makes him think this is a good idea (i.e., if we’re not willing to use it on our citizens, then we shouldn’t be using it on foreigners because it will make ...