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DOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Jan

18

2007

Well, the need for the MRI of DOOOOOOOOOM is official. Went to the doctor this morning, and there are basically two main possibilities about why my ankle has severely regressed in the last four days: POSSIBILITY “BAD.” The ankle is inflamed because pieces of bone have broken off from the location of my avulsion fracture ...

Oktobercrapfest

Oct

11

2006

Can I just hide under my bed until October is over? I mean, at the rate my luck is going, the bed would collapse on me and I’d be trapped and die, but can I at least give it a try? Because that’s almost looking like a better option than continuing to try and power ...

Welcome To The Neighborhood

Oct

9

2006

Fuckin’ kids. I was sound asleep about an hour ago and was awoken by the cat yowling. This isn’t anything out of the ordinary, but I heard a police radio, so I figured the cops were busting up the guys who hang out in another part of the alley that runs behind my building, and ...