I love Scrubs normally, but they had one great rant tonight. It’s Dr. Cox’s list of things he cared as little about as J.D.’s last week as a resident. The rant itself is hilarious but John C. McGinley’s delivery of it is fucking priceless.
I can’t do his performance justice, but the rant, in its entirety:
“Let me see…Low-carb diets, Michael Moore, The Republican National Convention, Kaballah and all Kaballah-related products, hi-def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, The O.C., the U.N., recycling, getting punk’d, [something I couldn’t make out], the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle who sleeps too darn much, the Yankees’ payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything everything everything everything that exists, past, present and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
Oh, and Hugh Jackman.”
The episode will rerun Saturday at 8:30 Eastern/Pacific, and I strongly recommend TiVoing or taping it if you don’t watch Scrubs. Just that one rant is totally worth it.