So the Writer’s Guild division of the Gay Mafia is putting together an LGBT picket, which sounds like ever so much fun.
I’ve decided I’m totally going over there, because I might actually be able to get hot/funny writer lesbians to go out with me.
You see, while in normal times, my weekly salary would not pay many an employed writer’s dry-cleaning bill, I now have the distinct advantage that I am still actually receiving a paycheck…for the next few weeks.
So I plan to take advantage of this advantage while I can, and hopefully draw to a close the dreadfully long period of singledom I’ve been suffering through for…longer than I care to try to calculate.
Striking single lesbians, your knight in shining armor* has arrived!
* – Note: Shining armor may be made of tin foil rather than actual armor as I’m really not making enough money to rent a suit of armor.