Please for the love of god STOP FUCKING CALLING ME with recordings of assorted famous politicians or interest groups begging me to vote for you. “Hi, this is the Stonewall Democratic Club….” “Hi, this is the Police and Fireman’s benevolent association…” “Hello, this is John Kerry…” I’d be moderately impressed if it were an actual ...

So I’ve got some sort of weird thing on my chin that itches like hell and that I’m now covering with a band-aid in an effort to get myself to leave it be. However, this brings up a question, since now I have a band-aid on my face: How did I hurt it? Since I’d ...

I worked a fifteen hour day today (mostly because I had to drive to San Diego county this morning at 6am for reasons I won’t even begin to explain here) and I’m likely working at least one day this weekend, possibly both. And I’ve slept seven hours the last two nights combined, and I’m not ...

Posting will be extremely limited this week as I have to be in early three days and we’re taping the equivalent of seven shows in four days. Although I have been having Fun With Insomnia lately, so if that gets the better of me, there might actually be some 4am posts. Otherwise, enjoy your week, ...

From the fortune cookie I got tonight: “You will have a bright future [in bed].”

If I’m reading this correctly, the Baltimore Orioles have the second best record in the majors? And the WHITE SOX have the best one?! What the fucking fuck is going on with baseball this year?

Against getting a little too good at bird calling. After reading that, I’m actually a little surprised this doesn’t happen more often.

That the third doctor named in this bizarre story has the same name as my father. And that’s exceptionally creepy.

Gizmodo, one of my favorite centers of tech nerddery, has been following the saga of the OpenX blister pack opener for some time. Today, they reported that the OpenX comes in a blister pack itself, taunting the users that it’s “the last blister pack you’ll struggle to open!” The editor’s comment cracked me up: “That’s ...

I’m back in Kahleefohnia, but watch the show that airs Tuesday for a slice of the insanity I got to deal with yesterday. Short version: It took 7 1/2 hours to get to Vegas. I was in Vegas for 12 hours. Good times.