Kim stole these quizzes from someone else, so now I’m stealing them from her. Forrest Gump! What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!) brought to you by Quizilla Ouch. I know I’m not the smartest person on earth or anything, but I did at least think I was smarter than Forrest Gump. you’re fuck. ...

My new computer has arrived! You’ve all heard me bitching about how much my computer’s been driving me batshit for the last six months, so I finally broke down over the holidays. I had to tap into some money my late uncle Harry left me, but I kind of felt like it was appropriate to ...

I will admit, there’s a lot of cool shit about my job. However, sometimes there’s just…well, shit. We had a bunch of animals on yesterday with an animal trainer, and I ended up sort of herding them and their various handlers around. It was really fun, hanging out with a sloth, a giant monitor lizard, ...

For two things, the first far better than the second, but the second still deserving a huzzah: – Mark got a job! Working for the American Psychological Association, no less. Champagne all around!…on him, now that he’s making money. Just kidding, buddy, congratulations! – My new computer has shipped! The time to cast this old ...

The ‘Skins are apparently in serious talks to bring Joe Gibbs back as head coach. Is this a fantastic idea, or the worst idea ever? I’m undecided. I grew up in D.C. a rabid Redskins fan during Gibbs’ glory days, and even though I was pretty young I very clearly remember when we won Superbowls ...

I’m afraid because of my laziness and assorted computer crashes, this has been built up so that most are expecting something far more interesting than what follows. Be ye forewarned. I went to Connecticut for a week at Christmas. This is the Irish Catholic side of my family (although I was raised Jewish), so it ...

…for the lack of posting, my computer’s been crashing at 20 minute intervals, and I just got word today that the new one (yes, I broke down) may not ship for another 2 weeks. I’ll try and post something about CT tomorrow.

Happy New Year! I just came down from the roof, where I watched the fireworks over in Marina Del Rey, about 2 miles from me. Pretty, but they only lasted about 5 minutes. Hope the new year brings good news for everyone!

Don’t get too excited, now.

God help me, I almost got down on my knees and kissed the ground when I finally got back to my apartment at 2am, after my flight was supposed to get in at 11:30. A recap of Connecticut will come tomorrow-ish.