From my fortune cookie this evening: “You will be advanced socially, without any special effort […in bed].” You know, at this point, it’s been long enough that I’d be happy to put forth special effort in bed. It’s almost a disappointment that I won’t have to.

I was supposed to meet up with my friend Liz tonight after I saw a movie at the magically pretentious ArcLight, but she wasn’t answering her phone, and I was hungry. So I drove a few blocks down Sunset to grab a bite at the In-N-Out, and after waiting about 20 minutes for my burger, ...

Remember when I totally spaced out on my boss? Turns out, according to an Ig Nobel Prize-winning study, I wouldn’t have noticed even if she was wearing a gorilla suit. A summary of the study’s findings, and videos of these dumbasses. And, of course, the complete list of this year’s winners.

Before I begin, I’ll direct y’all to the album of pictures I took at Brendan and Tara’s wedding. Best way to view it is to click “Slideshow,” and read along with the comments. Anyway, the wedding was in East Lansing, Michigan at the Michigan State Alumni Chapel. I finally found out why: It’s where Tara’s ...

At long last, baseball returns to my hometown. I think I might now officially have a National League team. For the record, I will still be rooting for the O’s, since I grew up rooting for them. However, they’re currently in a state of perpetual suckage, so it’ll be nice to have another bad team ...

Wedding update will likely come tomorrow. Unless life decides to keep being insane. Then it’ll come sometime in 2005.

I’m back from Brendan’s wedding, which was a whole hell of a lot of fun, but the full report will have to wait til tomorrow. This is because I got on an airplane at 7am EST, still half-drunk and totally exhausted. I got off a different airplane at 11:30am PST, hung over and ready to ...

I’m going to fabulous East Lansing, Michigan tomorrow afternoon for Brendan’s wedding. After several days of arguing back and forth with the voices in my head, I decided I’m leaving my laptop in LA, so blogging will be on hold until probably Tuesday night. Have a good weekend!

Now I can much more realistically have no shot whatsoever with her! Also, here’s a rather dippy article with the world’s most roundabout coming out story.

I had a fun little minor heart attack this afternoon when I almost got killed in my car by some jerkass in a pickup truck on his cell phone. I was coming back to the studio after a run. I’d like to describe how it happened, but it’s a lot easier to make a crappy ...