Weirdest Traffic Report I’ve Ever Heard

Leaving Portland, Oregon a few days ago:

“Well folks, the good news is that traffic is once again moving on the 205, now that those goats, yes, you heard me, goats, have been cleared from the highway.”

I haven’t been able to Google up any news stories to prove I wasn’t hallucinating from lack of sleep when I heard this report, but I swear to god I heard it.

Leave a Reply