Scott Wheeler, my old nemesis who got busted for having himself mailed a whole lotta weed and possession of other drugs, is not going to jail. He pleaded guilty to a lesser charge and is getting off with 2 years probation, a $500 fine, and 240 hours of community service.
Okay, this dumbfuck had over three ounces of marijuana (less than I initially had heard, but still, even my friend who smoked her way out of school was only smoking an ounce a week, and she was smoking eight times a day) shipped to his real address, in his real name.
He also got caught with a gram of cocaine, and four grams of hallucinogenic ‘shrooms. That’s a pretty big stash there, pal. Most people would go to jail for that.
Scotty boy, however, is rich and white. Call me a bleeding-heart liberal if you will (Dave, I’m looking at you here), but if he hadn’t been both of these, he would have gone to jail. Maybe not for the maximum, but he would have done at least a year.
Instead, he’s back home serving probation with mommy, waiting to hear when mommy’s lawyers can successfully sue to get him back into the University so he can come irritate the shit out of everyone again.
Ah, justice.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I am so glad I graduated.