When we were in Vegas, I made one of the more accurate Freudian slips I’ve ever made while I was talking to my friend Joanna on the phone:
“Yeah, we wanted to save money and since drinks in the clubs are like eight bucks each, we went out and bought a bunch of alcowhore…I mean alcohol…”
Those of you who have seen me drunk know this is a particularly accurate description of my own personal reaction to alcohol…