Whilst inputting reciepts from my trip to Iowa (details forthcoming), I ran across a gas reciept from the Kum ‘N’ Go gas station we stopped at in Iowa City, and I started giggling.
Kum ‘N’ Go is evidently some sort of Iowa chain, since one of my ex’s friends, who goes to college in northwestern Missouri (i.e. near Iowa) has a prized Kum ‘N’ Go lighter, and Mark and I saw one during our infamous visit to Freedom, Iowa.
The funniest part of the reciept is the note at the bottom, after the gas total:
“Kum & Go…
24 HOURS A DAY….
…7 DAYS A WEEK
THANK YOU!”
I think should I ever open a whorehouse, I’m going to appropriate that tagline.