I’ll be in Iowa the next couple of days, doing a bit of getting the fuck out of Evanston and seeing one of my favorite bands, Wilco, perform for zealous Iowans.
I’m sure corn will somehow be involved in the story I tell upon my return at 4am on Monday. So no updates for a couple days. Sorry to disappoint, but you’re just going to have to find some other way to waste your time for the weekend.
I suggest taking a few highly unscientific tests with your friends. Hours of fun and recriminations for all!