I should probably let you all know that I’m getting my wisdom teeth pulled in about 12 hours or so, and will be given a great many painkillers.
I will thus be unable to walk, think, or speak, let alone type for at least the next couple of days. I will try my damndest to post some amusing, drug-induced ramblings up here over the next few days, but I do apologize if I’m unable to do so.
Thank you. You may now return to your regularly scheduled surfing.