It’s so great when you’re IMing with someone and you suddenly find out they’re drunk. Example (which I swear I’m not making up, but I will keep the person making an ass of himself anonymous so he is not quite as publicly shamed):
anonymous: ellen i wanna fuck you
anonymous: i’m sorry, i’m very tired (drink)
anonymous: drunk
anonymous: drink drunk drink
me: hhahahahahahahahaha
anonymous: i will fuck you later
Anonymous, by the way, is a gay man.