I got a higher score on the Southerner Quiz than an actual Southerner. Joel (who’s from South Carolina, which is way more of a part of the south than D.C.) got a 73, and I got a 77. He did ask me a logical question, though, when I IM’ed him to gloat: Me: hahahaha, i ...

Approximate amount I paid for books I sold back today: $250. Amount I got back for said books: $20.50. Fucking hell. It was barely enough to buy me a CD at Best Buy.

That waitress who was hitting on me the other night? I got her email address tonight. (pause for applause). It was excellent, because I went to Bar Louie with Nate, and we initially didn’t see her, though it turned out she was working this insanely busy section of the bar (not ours), so I thought ...

The Wimp vs. The Warrior: The ultimate winter-weather driving battle. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything that captures the sheer lunacy of the way D.C. folks act during a snow/ice storm so eloquently.

So, as a big giant nerd, when I was (yay! I love putting that in the past tense!) in college, I tended to be ridiculously focused on grades and such, letting some not-so-crucial things slip. This has now left me with a somewhat unintended side effect: Giant piles of reading matter. This is an offshoot ...

I think I may be coming down with something. I’ve been kinda woozy all day, which I had been attributing to being tired until I started coughing like crazy while I was watching The Man Who Wasn’t There. It’s possible my coughing fit may have been brought on by the thought of all the secondhand ...

…on the nature of being graduated shall occur once sobriety is achieved, which should be sometime next week.

And, while I was out getting drunk to celebrate this momentous occasion, I got hit on by the waitress at Bar Louie. I’m really, really bad at interpreting signals from people I suspect may or may not be hitting on me, but got confirmation that I wasn’t imagining that she was hitting on me from ...

I am officially, FINALLY, at long last, done with College! (Insert Handel’s Messiah: Halleluliah Chorus).

I’m in the process of writing my last paper, which is going to be an absolute pile of shit. It’s due at 5pm, so I’ve still got some time, except I have other stuff I need to do by 5, so in reality, it’s actually due at like 3. I have my last final from ...