I don’t know why, but for about the last 20 hours, I’ve been really nauseous. I have a Seinfeldian non-vomit streak going (last time was when I was 10 and had food poisoning from bad shrimp), but I don’t know how much longer it will last.
I have stayed home from work in an effort not to puke on my coworkers. I may get a chance to change things up and puke on the cat instead of having him puke on me.
Good times.