We’re finally on our long-awaited hiatus at work, and you know what that means: Slackage!
It also means a chance for me to catch up on TiVo’d episodes of the show that I haven’t watched, usually beacuse I was out on a run while we were shooting.
I came across one episode that I thought I had seen, and I wondered why I had saved it. When I got to the point that Ellen danced across the aisle, I found out:
Oh yes, that is who you think it is in the grey:
I remember when we were taping that show, I was looking for where Mark was in the audience, and when I saw him I was like, “Oh no, they put him on the big aisle [that Ellen dances down]!”
I almost fell out of my chair laughing when she boogied right by him. Nice work, buddy.
In related news, Mark has been banned from Utah.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(takes deep breath)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(takes hit from oxygen tank)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(passes out)
The look that Mark’s sporting, I recognize that look. That’s the look I’ve seen from guys when they want to smack that ass. I know this because men have given me this look, and I’ve also seen it on the dance floor of many clubs where the gentleman doesn’t know how to dance and he does that overbitey thing.
Mark, if you had actually smacked her ass, I’d love you forever.
I was contemplating knocking her over, just to see if I’d be arrested.
And anything I can do to get Laz to shut up must be worthwhile, so no regrets.
Good thing you didn’t. Because, oh yes, you would have been.
Mark – are you getting jiggy with it in that first picture, or are you doing your best impersonation of a thalidomide baby? Cause it’s pretty despicable to make fun of deformed children, you sick twisted bastard. 🙁
I’ll say the baby answer. They were playing Usher, which as you know, no white man can effectively dance to.
And as a deformed child myself who’s been mocked through the years, I understand and share your pain.