1. Killing fleas.
2. Washing all my bedding.
3. Working.
4. Itching.
5. Working.
6. Eating.
7. Itching some more.
8. Working some more.
9. Driving.
10. Killing a couple more fleas.
11. Applying calamine lotion.
12. Working.
13. Going to the gym.
14. Itching.
15. Wishing Chaplin were not so susceptible to fleas.
16. Maybe, just maybe, sleeping.
don’t pack any fleas for this weekend, ok?
Believe me, I will do my damndest not to. I’m looking forward to this trip partially as a relief from these little fuckers.
I haven’t seen any since I got home, which is an encouraging sign.