Someone’s had a streak of optimism at the company where they write fortune cookies. My fortune tonight was a very simple “Your income will increase.”
Great on its own, though one wonders what it means when you add the traditional “in bed” to the end.
Am I going to become a hooker? Will I get a raise without ever leaving the house? Or will I get myself a sugar mama?
The possibilities are endless.
if you get that raise w/o leaving the house, will you please tell the rest of us how you did it? 🙂
Hey, I’ve been working without leaving the house for almost two months now :). Although I have to admit, I didn’t get too much accomplished today what with dealing with the flea emergency.