My, it’s nice to have my computer back. It looks all shiny and new since they replaced the fucked-up case, and runs just swimmingly since they didn’t have to wipe the hard drive. Huzzah!
Without it, I couldn’t read drool-worthy news like the Series 3 HD TiVo, out later this year (But moooom! I want it NOW!), or further adventures in head-smacking stupidity from Pat Robertson.
Someone needs to clarify to the Rev. Pat that someone is not technically smitten until they’re actually dead.
Also, they need to tell him to shut his pompous piehole, but that’s really more of an ongoing request from the sane portion of Christendom.
Oh, computer. Let’s never fight again.