1. Someone in my building blasting Dueling Banjos (a.k.a. the theme from Deliverance) for no apparent reason. Not blasting anything else before or after it, just Dueling Banjos at building-shaking levels. WHY?!
2. A car horn that plays “La Cucaracha,” but plays the last note off key. I didn’t think anything could be more irritating than the “La Cucaracha” horn. Clearly, I was wrong.
There was this car in one of my old neighborhoods that would play–oddly enough–Happy Bday every time it backed up. So imagine parallel parking: “Happy Birthday to” (pull fwd) “Happy Birthday” (pull fwd) “Hap” (pull fwd) “Hap.”