A commercial for The Scorpion King, the new movie starring professional wrestler The Rock came on while I was watching TV this afternoon. You know this is going to be a major feat of film with lines such as:
THE ROCK: I’m here for the girl…and your HEAD!
I’m smelling what The Rock is cooking. It smells like a fish that has been left in the back seat of a car for a week. In Miami. In July.