My friend Adam Henkel was participating in the always-entertaining practice of self-Googling when he discovered the truth: He is actually a clone!
Well, not really, but he found a guy with the same name, disturbingly similar looks, and the same bizarre fixation on showers (see: Henkel and Coop‘s Surround Shower).
As the real Henkel would say: This is not my beautiful Adam Henkel!