I stole this one from Kim:
In case anybody doesn’t have enough ways to insult me: Oxygen.com has a baby name insult generator.
Enter your name, then click on “Drawbacks.” This will also tell you if your name has some sort of lewd or lascivious meaning in another language.
Although there’s a couple I just don’t get (Spellin’ Ellen? Ellenvator? What the fuck?), the funniest thing about it is that one of the insults they gave me for my name is actually the name of someone I knew in middle school (Ellsbeth, albeit spelled differently).
I find it really amusing that someone’s first name could actually be considered an insult.