The Onion AV Club, the semiserious side of The Onion, America’s Finest (satirical) Newspaper, asked a large number of celebrity types whether God exists. My favorite answer came from John Leguizamo:
The Onion: Is there a God?
John Leguizamo: Yeah, but there’s not just one God. There’s a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn’t have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.
For some reason, that makes an astounding amount of sense to me.