I would only like to make the following statements about my post last night:
1. Impressionable is spelled with two s’s, and that’s about the only spelling error I noticed. I find it sad that I am so anal about spelling that I even make an effort to do so when drunk. I should have gone to Medill.
2. In addition to all the people I apologized to last night, I’d also like to apologize to Miriam, who walked me back in order to prevent me from walking into a light post, and who had to listen to my drunken ramblings.
Surprisingly, that’s about it. I stand by my (drunken) statement, though there are parts of it that, for sanity’s sake, I probably shouldn’t even begin to try and clarify.