It’s Dillo Time, kiddies.
Ah yes, the time of year when the Rainbow Party (big gay party held at the end of Rainbow Week with massive amounts of Sketchy Punch–also known as Everclear and Kool-Aid) coincides with the other festival of drunkennes on campus, Dillo Day.
Dillo Day is a day when moderately famous bands are brought into Northwestern by a student group in order to entertain chemically altered students (usually drunk, but high if they can find any weed). It’s highly entertaining.
Last year’s Dillo sucked for me for I was on medicine incompatible with alcohol consumption, but I intend to fully make up for that this year.
So far so good, what with six cups of Sketchy Punch and a Bud Light leading me to offer to walk the insanely hot Italian girl home from the Rainbow party, even though I have less than one tenth of one percent of a chance with her whatsoever. She accepted, so I am in fact, the goddess of Everclear.
But you can just as easily call me “Hey, you, drunk girl!”
Tomorrow: Kegs and Eggs, BBQ and Beer.
Oh, and I apologize for any spelling, grammatical, or HTML errors you may encounter with this post, since I’m rather fucking wasted as I write it. Woooooooooooooooo!