It has occured to me that either the TA or the prof of my News and New Media course may get bored with reading fake AP stories and click on my weblog link when they hit my index page, and thereby end up reading my last post, thereby leading them to strongly consider failing me summarily.
In my own defense, I can only say: [sound of Ellen running outside, locking the door, running down the stairs, leaving the building, starting the car, and peeling off á la the Simpsons]