Only One W Needed

Via Defamer, the perfect one-word [over and over again] summation of being a Lost fan: [youtube=] I love people with the kind of free time that allows them to put something like this together.

I Don’t Know Why I Find This Amusing

I think because I’m so tired I’m finding everything funny… Earlier tonight, a tornado went right over the headquarters of the National Weather Service, which, among many many other things, tracks tornadoes and tries to predict where they’re going to go. That must have been a fun realization: “Steve, how’s that twister you’re tracking?” “Uh…RUN!” ...

Website Tie-Ins Go Hilariously Insane

If you watched tonight’s episode of How I Met Your Mother, you will be highly, highly amused by the extremely long, hysterically funny song on this site referenced in the episode (warning: audio loads automatically). They had way, way, way too much fun creating that. It’s almost as long as the goddamn episode, but sweet ...

Happy Purim! 1

I have no Hamentashen on hand, so instead, enjoy “Jewno”: [youtube=] I already knew J.K. Simmons (the dad) was awesome, but the fact that he actually appeared in this raises my opinion of him even higher. Courtesy Defamer.

British Frog Gives A Whole New Meaning…

…to one of my favorite expletive phrases, fuck a duck. Courtesy Dave Barry’s Blog.

Nonsensical Awesomeness

The Onion has outdone itself this week: Idiom Shortage Leaves Nation All Sewed Up In Horse Pies WASHINGTON—Authorities expect the shortage to subside by April, but until then, urge citizens to skip shy the rickshaw until the flypaper marigolds can waterfall. .onion_embed {background: rgb(256, 256, 256) !important;border: 4px solid rgb(65, 160, 65);border-width: 4px 0 1px ...

It’s Only Pronounced Fee-nix 3

To balance out my bragging in the post below, I thought I’d share a story about how unbelievably stupid I (as well as several other people I shall not name to protect their pride) felt after bar trivia on Thursday. The last question was fairly straightforward: There are twelve state capitals that start with the ...

Why I Wish I Was A Cartoon Voice-Over Artist

Because then I’d get to participate in unbelievably awesome stuff like this, from the voices behind Spongebob Squarepants: via Dave Barry’s blog and BoingBoing.

Inappropriate Historical Hilarity

I saw this in a comment thread on Fark today, and I couldn’t stop laughing for about five minutes afterwards. I don’t know why I found this so goddamn funny, but it still makes me snicker when I look at it.

Is This Because I’m A Lesbian?

I strolled out to the mailbox today to retrieve my Netflix movies, the better to facilitate keeping my broke ass at home. I was expecting two movies, but when I opened up the mailbox, I saw three. Huh, I thought, they must have mailed me an extra copy of the Futurama movie, which I mailed ...